Bring us his head... on a styrofoam plate
Dear JohnAfter perusing your bio at some length we have decided that you are the perfect candidate for employment at Gopus, Gopus & Todd. Please forward a photocopy of your face with all speed. This face will be stationed at workstation 83. Work begins at 8am. At 9am you will be woken and forcefed a mixture of semolina and previous employees. Complainants will be complained about.
He's found a woman (or she found him more like) which accounts for the spring in his misstep.
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